• 2000s Pop Hits To Help Drown Out The Sound Of Your Roommate Crying

    Sometimes our roommates cry, and sometimes we aren’t that great friends and we don’t want to get involved! Here are some of our favorite songs from the 2000s that you can play through your headphones to cover the sound of your roommate crying! 1. Beyoncé – Crazy In Love ft. JAY-Z Beyoncé and JAY-Z collaborated in […]

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    That Ornament Doesn’t Go There

    YOUR PARENTS’ HOUSE – No, honey, that doesn’t go there. No, it doesn’t! That’s a strong branch, and you’ve got a hollow ornament on it. And that’s not even a special one, it doesn’t belong on front side. That’s a souvenir from Jenny’s trip to Fort Knox. We don’t need a plastic, spray-painted gold bar […]

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    Confused Freshman Shouts “Communication” From Gasson Tower, Declares Major

    GASSON HALL — Boston College Police reported that late Monday night, freshman RJ Skurry was sighted perched ominously at the top of the Gasson bell tower in a misguided attempt to declare his major. Witnesses to the incident reported he then leaned back and in a trembling, climactic scream announced, “Communication!” “I remember being in […]

  • Trustee Indicted For Colluding With Student Concerns

    GASSON HALL — Boston College announced charges against trustee Richard Maloney (MCAS ‘76) on Friday, laying out explicit evidence suggesting that he colluded with student concerns on several instances since his appointment to the Board of Trustees in 2012. Maloney surrendered to BCPD and pled guilty to charges that he sympathized with the student body […]

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2000s Pop Hits To Help Drown Out The Sound Of Your Roommate Crying

Sometimes our roommates cry, and sometimes we aren’t that great friends and we don’t want to get involved! Here are some of our favorite songs from the 2000s that you can play through your headphones to cover the sound of your roommate crying! 1. Beyoncé – Crazy In Love ft. JAY-Z Beyoncé and JAY-Z collaborated in […]

1125_clt_decoratinggenericjpg

That Ornament Doesn’t Go There

YOUR PARENTS’ HOUSE – No, honey, that doesn’t go there. No, it doesn’t! That’s a strong branch, and you’ve got a hollow ornament on it. And that’s not even a special one, it doesn’t belong on front side. That’s a souvenir from Jenny’s trip to Fort Knox. We don’t need a plastic, spray-painted gold bar […]

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Confused Freshman Shouts “Communication” From Gasson Tower, Declares Major

GASSON HALL — Boston College Police reported that late Monday night, freshman RJ Skurry was sighted perched ominously at the top of the Gasson bell tower in a misguided attempt to declare his major. Witnesses to the incident reported he then leaned back and in a trembling, climactic scream announced, “Communication!” “I remember being in […]

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