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    BREAKING: Beer, Wine Sales Expanded To St. Ignatius Sunday Mass

    ST. IGNATIUS CHURCH — On Friday morning, the Parish of St. Ignatius of Loyola announced that it would begin expanding its communion offerings to all parish masses starting with the 10:00 AM service this Sunday, December 3. This decision appears to have been inspired by the recent actions of the Boston College Athletic Department, which […]

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    Opinion: Your Relationship From High School Is Definitely Doomed

    Thanksgiving. T-h-a-n-k-s-giving. It’s that annual time of year. Freshmen college students will at last migrate home for the first significant amount of time since the summer. Students can look forward to seeing their pets, eating home-cooked meals, and arguing with their parents. Their long distance relationships from high school are long distance no more. Romeo […]

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    Addazio To Miss Fenway Game Due To Fear Of Green Monster

    FENWAY PARK — Stating that they always knew this was a possibility, sources within BC Athletics report that head coach Steve Addazio is expected to miss this weekend’s football game against UConn due to his immense phobia of the “Green Monster.” While ardent Boston sports fans may know that the Green Monster refers to the left field […]

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    Freshman Can’t Sleep With The Thought Of 48Hours Roommate Being With Someone Else

    CHEVERUS HALL — In the weeks following his 48Hours retreat to Plymouth, Massachusetts, freshman Derek Smalls (CSOM ‘21) has developed severe insomnia. Sources close to Smalls report that his inability to sleep is due to the fact that he misses the warmth of his 48Hours bedmate’s body next to him and can’t bear the thought […]

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    Anxious Junior Worried She Might Step Outside Comfort Zone Abroad

    FOSTER STREET — Rachel Weber (MCAS ’19) has been planning her spring semester in Parma, Italy for months now. However, as she begins to think about what her time abroad will bring, the nerves are starting to set in. “I know it will be okay,” explained Weber, who will be taking 5 classes in English […]

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BREAKING: Beer, Wine Sales Expanded To St. Ignatius Sunday Mass

ST. IGNATIUS CHURCH — On Friday morning, the Parish of St. Ignatius of Loyola announced that it would begin expanding its communion offerings to all parish masses starting with the 10:00 AM service this Sunday, December 3. This decision appears to have been inspired by the recent actions of the Boston College Athletic Department, which […]

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Opinion: Your Relationship From High School Is Definitely Doomed

Thanksgiving. T-h-a-n-k-s-giving. It’s that annual time of year. Freshmen college students will at last migrate home for the first significant amount of time since the summer. Students can look forward to seeing their pets, eating home-cooked meals, and arguing with their parents. Their long distance relationships from high school are long distance no more. Romeo […]

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Addazio To Miss Fenway Game Due To Fear Of Green Monster

FENWAY PARK — Stating that they always knew this was a possibility, sources within BC Athletics report that head coach Steve Addazio is expected to miss this weekend’s football game against UConn due to his immense phobia of the “Green Monster.” While ardent Boston sports fans may know that the Green Monster refers to the left field […]

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Freshman Can’t Sleep With The Thought Of 48Hours Roommate Being With Someone Else

CHEVERUS HALL — In the weeks following his 48Hours retreat to Plymouth, Massachusetts, freshman Derek Smalls (CSOM ‘21) has developed severe insomnia. Sources close to Smalls report that his inability to sleep is due to the fact that he misses the warmth of his 48Hours bedmate’s body next to him and can’t bear the thought […]

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