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    Roommate From Faraway Land Where No One Fucking Cleans, Apparently

    VOUTE 311 — Rummaging through a seemingly endless pile of dirty plates and pans, senior Alberto Parenté concluded that his roommate, who is being kept anonymous for his safety, must be a from a faraway land where no one fucking cleans, apparently. “There is absolutely no way a sane human being would leave such a […]

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    Men’s Basketball Making Transition To Dance Team To Increase Attendance

    CONTE FORUM — Speaking to the press this morning, interim athletic director Chad Thates announced that one of his first moves as the interim director of Boston College Athletics as athletic director would be to oversee the transformation of the Boston College men’s basketball team into a dance group. Thates told the press that he came to this decision […]

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    Plex Bro Takes Good Look Around Before Set to Make Sure People Are Watching

    FLYNN RECREATION COMPLEX — Standing in front of the cable machine while mentally preparing himself for another set of a tricep exercise, frequent Plex-goer Rob Schlossman (CSOM ‘19) checked his surroundings to ensure that someone would be watching him work out. Unable to find anyone at first, the sophomore eventually established brief eye contact with […]

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    WTF, ResLife? Why Is My Dad Moving Out Of The House?

    Four words about ResLife? Worst. University Office. Ever. Allow me to explain: The FAT CATS in the Boston College Office of Residential Life think they’re all HIGH AND MIGHTY—especially this week—because they control housing decisions at Boston College. They mock students on Twitter with GIFs, reveling in their ephemeral relevancy and using humor to create […]

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    This Homeless Man Doesn’t Get To Live In Walsh, Either

    Every March at Boston College, countless groups of eight freshman are devastated after not receiving a pick time early enough for one of Lower Campus’ coveted suites. Instead, they are forced to break up into smaller groups and cross their fingers for a nine-man—or even just a double in 66. They make jokes around dining […]

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Roommate From Faraway Land Where No One Fucking Cleans, Apparently

VOUTE 311 — Rummaging through a seemingly endless pile of dirty plates and pans, senior Alberto Parenté concluded that his roommate, who is being kept anonymous for his safety, must be a from a faraway land where no one fucking cleans, apparently. “There is absolutely no way a sane human being would leave such a […]

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Men’s Basketball Making Transition To Dance Team To Increase Attendance

CONTE FORUM — Speaking to the press this morning, interim athletic director Chad Thates announced that one of his first moves as the interim director of Boston College Athletics as athletic director would be to oversee the transformation of the Boston College men’s basketball team into a dance group. Thates told the press that he came to this decision […]

robzombie

Plex Bro Takes Good Look Around Before Set to Make Sure People Are Watching

FLYNN RECREATION COMPLEX — Standing in front of the cable machine while mentally preparing himself for another set of a tricep exercise, frequent Plex-goer Rob Schlossman (CSOM ‘19) checked his surroundings to ensure that someone would be watching him work out. Unable to find anyone at first, the sophomore eventually established brief eye contact with […]

pexels-photo-235355

WTF, ResLife? Why Is My Dad Moving Out Of The House?

Four words about ResLife? Worst. University Office. Ever. Allow me to explain: The FAT CATS in the Boston College Office of Residential Life think they’re all HIGH AND MIGHTY—especially this week—because they control housing decisions at Boston College. They mock students on Twitter with GIFs, reveling in their ephemeral relevancy and using humor to create […]

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