• Addazio Insists On Wearing Easter Bunny Costume To Spring Football Game

    Addazio Insists On Wearing Easter Bunny Costume To Spring Football Game

    ALUMNI STADIUM — It appears as if the most devoted Boston College Superfans may be treated to quite an unusual sight on Saturday, during the annual Jay McGillis Memorial Spring Game. Typically a day for Boston College families and sports fanatics to catch a sneak preview of the football team before the fall season, there […]

  • We Got High and Shouldn’t Have Written This Article

    Well it looks like this is where we’ve ended up, you guys. “What happened?” we bet you’re all wondering. “How did they get here?” Well, maybe we got a little bit too high and shouldn’t have written this article. As you may know, today is April 20th, the counterculture holiday for celebrating and consuming cannabis. […]

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    Group Project Member Can’t Meet At That Time

    CHESTNUT HILL, MA — Citing a variety of reasons why it just wouldn’t work for her, group project member Carrie Massie (MCAS ‘18) announced Wednesday morning that she simply couldn’t meet at the nearly unanimously agreed upon time. “Sorry guys, but that’s just no good for me,” Massie messaged in the GroupMe chat created for […]

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    Health Services To Begin Inserting Tiny Crucifixes In Place of IUDs

    2150 COMMONWEALTH AVE— In a stunning and unprecedented leap into the pool of twenty-first century healthcare, University Health Services has decided to hop on board with the reproductive rights movement that began almost exactly 57 years ago on May 9, 1960, when the FDA approved the first birth control pill. Starting in the fall, UHS […]

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    I’m Running The Marathon And I’m Not Afraid To Admit It

    You may have heard some of the rumors that have been floating around these past few months. Well, allow me to set the record straight: I’m running the Boston Marathon this year, and I’m not afraid to admit it. There, I said it. I know you must be shocked, appalled, perhaps even sick to your […]

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Addazio Insists On Wearing Easter Bunny Costume To Spring Football Game

Addazio Insists On Wearing Easter Bunny Costume To Spring Football Game

ALUMNI STADIUM — It appears as if the most devoted Boston College Superfans may be treated to quite an unusual sight on Saturday, during the annual Jay McGillis Memorial Spring Game. Typically a day for Boston College families and sports fanatics to catch a sneak preview of the football team before the fall season, there […]

We Got High and Shouldn’t Have Written This Article

Well it looks like this is where we’ve ended up, you guys. “What happened?” we bet you’re all wondering. “How did they get here?” Well, maybe we got a little bit too high and shouldn’t have written this article. As you may know, today is April 20th, the counterculture holiday for celebrating and consuming cannabis. […]

Attractive Smiling Young Adult Female Texting on Cell Phone Outdoors on a Bench.

Group Project Member Can’t Meet At That Time

CHESTNUT HILL, MA — Citing a variety of reasons why it just wouldn’t work for her, group project member Carrie Massie (MCAS ‘18) announced Wednesday morning that she simply couldn’t meet at the nearly unanimously agreed upon time. “Sorry guys, but that’s just no good for me,” Massie messaged in the GroupMe chat created for […]

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Health Services To Begin Inserting Tiny Crucifixes In Place of IUDs

2150 COMMONWEALTH AVE— In a stunning and unprecedented leap into the pool of twenty-first century healthcare, University Health Services has decided to hop on board with the reproductive rights movement that began almost exactly 57 years ago on May 9, 1960, when the FDA approved the first birth control pill. Starting in the fall, UHS […]

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