• Dog Walked On BC Campus Develops Quite The Ego

    CHESTNUT HILL — Shockwaves were sent through local dog communities after one pup proudly declared himself the “Cutest Dog Ever” on Monday afternoon. The six-month-old cockapoo claims that he is only asserting his rightful title after droves of Boston College students swarmed him outside McElroy Commons. “There was a queue forming down Hammond Street, with […]

  • Deafening Silence As Lazy Freshmen And Student In Wheelchair Share Elevator

    COMMONWEALTH AVENUE GARAGE — After an exhausting hike back from the outer reaches of campus, Tom Gardner (CSOM ’21) and Patrick Wright (MCAS ’21) balked at the thought of scaling the million dollar stairs to reach their dorms on Upper Campus. With stomachs full of Crazy Dough’s, the two racked their brains for a less demanding […]

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    Off-Campus Basement Requires Alarmingly Few Changes To Become Murder Dungeon

    FOSTER STREET — In the midst of a Saturday night shindig, party-goers at 269 Foster St. noted that the house’s poorly lit basement into which they had gathered required alarmingly few modifications to be turned into a subterranean dungeon in which to induce human suffering. Noting the cellar’s low ceilings, warped concrete floors, and strong scent of […]

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    Addazio Boards Comm Ave Bus Instead Of Team Bus To South Carolina, Will Miss Clemson Game

    CONTE FORUM BUS STOP — With Saturday’s game against Clemson rapidly approaching, it looks as though the nationally unranked Boston College Eagles will be left coachless once more, following another bald-headed blunder from Head Honcho Steve “Scuba Steve” Addazio. Coach Addazio reported to Conte Forum at roughly 11:30 PM on Thursday night and got on […]

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    UGBC Advances Legislation to Re-Name Stokes Bridge “The BC Taint”

    GASSON 201 — In an unprecedented outpouring of student support, the UGBC general assembly reportedly passed a bill on Wednesday which would officially change the title of the bridge between Stokes North and South to “The BC Taint.”  The Bridge, which had been advertised by the school as a serene and convenient study space for […]

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Dog Walked On BC Campus Develops Quite The Ego

CHESTNUT HILL — Shockwaves were sent through local dog communities after one pup proudly declared himself the “Cutest Dog Ever” on Monday afternoon. The six-month-old cockapoo claims that he is only asserting his rightful title after droves of Boston College students swarmed him outside McElroy Commons. “There was a queue forming down Hammond Street, with […]

Deafening Silence As Lazy Freshmen And Student In Wheelchair Share Elevator

COMMONWEALTH AVENUE GARAGE — After an exhausting hike back from the outer reaches of campus, Tom Gardner (CSOM ’21) and Patrick Wright (MCAS ’21) balked at the thought of scaling the million dollar stairs to reach their dorms on Upper Campus. With stomachs full of Crazy Dough’s, the two racked their brains for a less demanding […]

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Off-Campus Basement Requires Alarmingly Few Changes To Become Murder Dungeon

FOSTER STREET — In the midst of a Saturday night shindig, party-goers at 269 Foster St. noted that the house’s poorly lit basement into which they had gathered required alarmingly few modifications to be turned into a subterranean dungeon in which to induce human suffering. Noting the cellar’s low ceilings, warped concrete floors, and strong scent of […]

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Addazio Boards Comm Ave Bus Instead Of Team Bus To South Carolina, Will Miss Clemson Game

CONTE FORUM BUS STOP — With Saturday’s game against Clemson rapidly approaching, it looks as though the nationally unranked Boston College Eagles will be left coachless once more, following another bald-headed blunder from Head Honcho Steve “Scuba Steve” Addazio. Coach Addazio reported to Conte Forum at roughly 11:30 PM on Thursday night and got on […]

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